“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” ~ Marilyn Monroe
Why were males created before females?Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
love me, hate me, but can't you see what i see? all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F*** me - Britney
i'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good
Leave Me Alone! I Am Not Being Rude, It's Just That You Are Insignificant
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
- Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it
I always knew I would be successful. So there was no element of surprise ~ Aisyawarya Rai
I AM WHAT I AM … so your approval isn't needed!
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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My my my .. a whole lot of Insults
You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing
sweetie, if your going to be two-faced;at least make one of them pretty
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"-unknown
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
Don't be so humble - you are not that great. ~ Unknown
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven~
Joan Rivers
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect~
Alanis Morissette
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Thompson
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
sweetie, if your going to be two-faced;at least make one of them pretty
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"-unknown
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
Don't be so humble - you are not that great. ~ Unknown
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven~
Joan Rivers
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect~
Alanis Morissette
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Thompson
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Why being a Feminist is Sometimes is a double edged sword
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. - Daria
I'm going to write a book called ACT LIKE A LADY, THINK LIKE A LADY... LET HIM DO THE REST.~ @flyfreebird
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? - Bette Davis
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set it free
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Let it out so it can breathe~ Shakira, She Wolf
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Pamela Anderson
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships~
Gilda Radner
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Farrah Fawcett
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.~ Katherine Hepburn
I'm going to write a book called ACT LIKE A LADY, THINK LIKE A LADY... LET HIM DO THE REST.~ @flyfreebird
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? - Bette Davis
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set it free
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Let it out so it can breathe~ Shakira, She Wolf
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Pamela Anderson
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships~
Gilda Radner
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Farrah Fawcett
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.~ Katherine Hepburn
About being Yourself
Be yourself, there are enough other people ~ unknown
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you, you're doing it wrong.
It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.
To shine is better than to reflect
Be who u are & say what u feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind
often imitated - but never duplicated
Self-worth comes from one thing -- thinking that you are worthy ~ Wayne Dyer
Find out who you are and do it on purpose ~ Dolly Parton
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you, you're doing it wrong.
It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.
To shine is better than to reflect
Be who u are & say what u feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind
often imitated - but never duplicated
Self-worth comes from one thing -- thinking that you are worthy ~ Wayne Dyer
Find out who you are and do it on purpose ~ Dolly Parton
The Essense of being Tasteful
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
Coco Chanel
I never let a rhinestone go unturned Dolly Parton
Don't you just love Miranda Priestly for Devil's wear Prada?
Miranda Priestly: [Miranda and some assistants are deciding between two similar belts for an outfit. Andy sniggers because she thinks they look exactly the same] Something funny?
Andy Sachs: No, no, nothing. Y'know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. Y'know, I'm still learning about all this stuff.
Miranda Priestly: This... 'stuff'? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course~ Marilyn Monroe
Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Its amusing that the best of lines could come from men.
My tastes are simple – I like only the best.~ Winston Churchill
You were born an original. Don't die a copy~ John Mason
Coco Chanel
I never let a rhinestone go unturned Dolly Parton
Don't you just love Miranda Priestly for Devil's wear Prada?
Miranda Priestly: [Miranda and some assistants are deciding between two similar belts for an outfit. Andy sniggers because she thinks they look exactly the same] Something funny?
Andy Sachs: No, no, nothing. Y'know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. Y'know, I'm still learning about all this stuff.
Miranda Priestly: This... 'stuff'? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course~ Marilyn Monroe
Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Its amusing that the best of lines could come from men.
My tastes are simple – I like only the best.~ Winston Churchill
You were born an original. Don't die a copy~ John Mason
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