Survival of the fittest

Do we really need a reason to party?

Party Like Kesha

Act Like A princess, Look like a barbie , Smoke Like a Marley, Party Like Kesha

I didn't text You, Vodka Texted you.

thats right

Funny Kinky quote

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.


Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man


Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 

My life is a party

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all -Anna Kournikova


"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance"

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

You can't have my number...

Lily Allen by Fashion Me Fabulous featuring Luella dresses

Yes we can!

Positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

You can turn off the sun, but I’m still gonna shine.Jason Mraz


How to Build Character - The Short Guide ---> get back up - repeat as necessary

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are. ~ Frederick L. Collins

I've decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I'm having a party! ~Betsy Cañas Garmon

The truth about life

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.”
— Margaret Mitchel

If you want to limit yourself, that’s fine. But don’t let other people do it for you.
Gracie


You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

Oh I'm such a tease

I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have

Reasons Why You Should Envy Me

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
~ Edna Woolman Chase

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope

We Girls just want to Have Fun

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

When women go wrong, men go right after them
~ Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do ~
Will Rogers

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three ~ Laurence J. Peter

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Michelle Pfeiffer