funny Bad influence quotes

I am bad influence but damn I'm fun.

Be Strong as you can be

Power is being told that you are not loved and not being destroyed by it

Devil Women

 

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "oh crap, She's Up"

IT's like My Demons are my Lovers

Advice from The big sister

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone de Beauvoir

“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”
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Samantha - Sex and the city

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
— Mae West

When things go wrong, Dont go with them


If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.” Maya Angelou



Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.