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I won't cry for you, My Mascara is too expensive

Destroy What Destroys You

Sometimes the preson you'd take a bullet for is the one with the gun

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I'm over you

What is it with me and break ups?

heh, break ups

I thought of you today and it pissed me off

About Breaking up and expectations

Expectation is the root to all heartache

My Ex

I dont like missing you so I practice every day

Just Get over that breakup already!

Get over your Breakup Quotes

An ex is called an ex because it is an example of what you shouldn't have again in the future.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again,

Looking back at your ex

What to do after a breakup ?

Post breakup mantra.

Pour your self a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

About the Ex

Two things I hate the most: The new lover of an EX , The EX of a new lover.

I told my ex I felt like killing him, and he said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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Funny breakup quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Getting over a Break Up

1. Never get jealous when you see your ex...


2. Remember that you can't play on broken strings ...




3. Be like this:

Oh... I heard you're dating my ex,

So... How do I taste?

that's how you'll get over a breakup

Your heart is my piñata.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option

you can't leave me if i'm already gone

i don't want to hear who my ex is dating
i'll feel sorry for the girl who got my sloppy seconds

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.~ Mary Queen of Scots

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

Relationships are like fat people... most of them dont workout.