Witty Quotes about drinking

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. When I'm drunk we go to parties.

Do we really need a reason to party?

Party Like Kesha

Act Like A princess, Look like a barbie , Smoke Like a Marley, Party Like Kesha

I didn't text You, Vodka Texted you.