Flirtatious one liners

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them- mae west



So you're married? Is it serious?

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.
Megan Fox

How similar are women to cats?

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff

Some people say that cats are sneaky,evil,& cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well -Missy Dizick

that's how you'll get over a breakup

Your heart is my piñata.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option

you can't leave me if i'm already gone

i don't want to hear who my ex is dating
i'll feel sorry for the girl who got my sloppy seconds

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.~ Mary Queen of Scots

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

Relationships are like fat people... most of them dont workout.

Reasons Why You Should Envy Me

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
~ Edna Woolman Chase

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope

We Girls just want to Have Fun

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

When women go wrong, men go right after them
~ Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do ~
Will Rogers

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three ~ Laurence J. Peter

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Michelle Pfeiffer

Marriage and Divorce

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house ~
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn

Personally, I think if a women hasn`t met the right man by the time she`s 24, she may be lucky ~Deborah Kerr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ~Rosanne Barr

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. ~Marlo Thomas


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
Katharine Hepburn

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career- Gloria Steinhem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night- Marie Corelli

Glamour quotes

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else ~ unknown

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number.But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker ~ unknown

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them ~ Marlene Dietrich

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Who wants to be princess... I'd rather be Queen.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

This bikini made me a success ~ Ursula Andress


You Cannot make an entrance if you arrive on time

Money is the best deodorant.- Elizabeth Taylor

Look your best... who said love is blind? - mae west