Shut up

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Destroy What Destroys You

Sometimes the preson you'd take a bullet for is the one with the gun

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Smart Woman with attitude quotes

 How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
― Julia Child

“Everything in moderation... including moderation.”
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“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.”
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Celebrities breakup quotes

I'm good

Oh For a boyfriend as sweet as this...

heh

Oh Edna!

Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here

Being Real

- Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes don't see as well and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. "But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand"

Ohhh no you did not!

Be yourself is the worst advice you could give to some people.

Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.  


Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions 

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