Shoes and sayings

“Age shouldn’t affect you. It’s just like the size of your shoes - they don’t determine how you live your life! You’re either marvellous or you’re boring, regardless of your age.”
— Steven Morrissey

The universe revolves around me

Just when you thought you were the center of the attention, we showed up

Advice from The big sister

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone de Beauvoir

“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”
—

Samantha - Sex and the city

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
— Mae West

When things go wrong, Dont go with them


If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.” Maya Angelou



Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Oh I'm such a tease

I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have

Do you deserve to be with me?

I’m selfish, impatient & a lil insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

–Marilyn Monroe

Girl Fight is a Cat Fight

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.~ Benjamin Franklin

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

Cheating men

If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.