Being Fantastic

Darling I'm right in the middle of being fantastic. Can you bother me later?

oh derrier

If someone tells you you're not beautiful turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass - miley cyrus

Don't be sad

My Ex

I dont like missing you so I practice every day

The most important thing in a relationship

Housework schmousework

Laundry today or naked tomorrow!

Cheating?

Cheating is easy... Try something more challenging like being faithful