Girl Fight is a Cat Fight

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.~ Benjamin Franklin

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

Cheating men

If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

What Women Wants

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.” -Oscar Wilde

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead-Marilyn Monroe

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde

I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone” — Audrey Hepburn

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
- Lynn Lavner

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want? - SIGMUND FREUD

Gossips

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true ~Dorothy Parker

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.~ Benjamin Franklin

It's a rich man's world... Not!

You've got to sing like you don't need the money ~Glenda Jackson

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to ~Dorothy Parker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
- Coco Chanel

I love to be Spoilt and Pampered

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen

When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion. Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh. -Paris Hilton

Money is the best deodorant.- Elizabeth Taylor

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it

My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you ~ Nora Ephron

Being a lady is an attitude.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful - mae west

Screaming Quotes

Unfortunately, sometimes people don’t hear you until you scream!

I never have enough middle fingers!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

Flirtatious one liners

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them- mae west



So you're married? Is it serious?

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.
Megan Fox

How similar are women to cats?

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff

Some people say that cats are sneaky,evil,& cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well -Missy Dizick

that's how you'll get over a breakup

Your heart is my piñata.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option

you can't leave me if i'm already gone

i don't want to hear who my ex is dating
i'll feel sorry for the girl who got my sloppy seconds

No more tears now; I will think about revenge.~ Mary Queen of Scots

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

Relationships are like fat people... most of them dont workout.

Reasons Why You Should Envy Me

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
~ Edna Woolman Chase

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope

We Girls just want to Have Fun

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

When women go wrong, men go right after them
~ Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do ~
Will Rogers

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three ~ Laurence J. Peter

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Michelle Pfeiffer

Marriage and Divorce

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house ~
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don`t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn

Personally, I think if a women hasn`t met the right man by the time she`s 24, she may be lucky ~Deborah Kerr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ~Rosanne Barr

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. ~Marlo Thomas


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
Katharine Hepburn

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career- Gloria Steinhem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night- Marie Corelli

Glamour quotes

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else ~ unknown

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number.But it also is what makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker ~ unknown

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them ~ Marlene Dietrich

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Who wants to be princess... I'd rather be Queen.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

This bikini made me a success ~ Ursula Andress


You Cannot make an entrance if you arrive on time

Money is the best deodorant.- Elizabeth Taylor

Look your best... who said love is blind? - mae west

Arrogance is such a fine quality

“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” ~ Marilyn Monroe



Why were males created before females?Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

love me, hate me, but can't you see what i see? all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F*** me - Britney

i'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good

Leave Me Alone! I Am Not Being Rude, It's Just That You Are Insignificant

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
- Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.

Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it
I always knew I would be successful. So there was no element of surprise ~ Aisyawarya Rai

I AM WHAT I AM … so your approval isn't needed!

More  from this site : funny arrogant quotes

My my my .. a whole lot of Insults

You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing

sweetie, if your going to be two-faced;at least make one of them pretty

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception


Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"-unknown

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. ~ Unknown

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven~
Joan Rivers

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect~
Alanis Morissette


I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Thompson
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Why being a Feminist is Sometimes is a double edged sword

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. - Daria

I'm going to write a book called ACT LIKE A LADY, THINK LIKE A LADY... LET HIM DO THE REST.~ @flyfreebird

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? - Bette Davis

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels

Theres a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set it free
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Let it out so it can breathe~ Shakira, She Wolf


It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Pamela Anderson

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships~
Gilda Radner

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Farrah Fawcett

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.~ Katherine Hepburn

About being Yourself

Be yourself, there are enough other people ~ unknown

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you, you're doing it wrong.

It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.

To shine is better than to reflect

Be who u are & say what u feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind

often imitated - but never duplicated

Self-worth comes from one thing -- thinking that you are worthy ~ Wayne Dyer

Find out who you are and do it on purpose ~ Dolly Parton

The Essense of being Tasteful

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
Coco Chanel
I never let a rhinestone go unturned Dolly Parton

Don't you just love Miranda Priestly for Devil's wear Prada?

Miranda Priestly: [Miranda and some assistants are deciding between two similar belts for an outfit. Andy sniggers because she thinks they look exactly the same] Something funny?
Andy Sachs: No, no, nothing. Y'know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me. Y'know, I'm still learning about all this stuff.
Miranda Priestly: This... 'stuff'? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.



What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course~ Marilyn Monroe

Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.

Its amusing that the best of lines could come from men.

My tastes are simple – I like only the best.~ Winston Churchill

You were born an original. Don't die a copy~ John Mason