Being Gorgeous

So hold your head up high gorgeous. People would kill to see you fall

Looking Good , Dressing Up

I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny." — Coco Chanel

Marriage and Divorce Part II

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Perfect Husband/Boyfriend

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

Gossipy

A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

Be Strong

You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

Cheating Men part III

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Classines

You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

About the Ex

Two things I hate the most: The new lover of an EX , The EX of a new lover.

I told my ex I felt like killing him, and he said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

Gossips

Are you?

Getting over a Break Up - Part II

Funny breakup quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Looking Good

Advice from mom

Look Good All the time

Screenshots

All I ever wanted was for everyone to Instantly love me!!!

There's no chocolate in hell, That's why it's hell

Some people are okay but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do 

Realistic Romantic sayings

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.- Oscar Wilde

Love is three quarters curiosity - Giacomo Casanova

Revenge

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f****** life." - Chuck Palahniuk When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Funny Kinky quote

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.


Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man


Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.