I am the fantasy

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy -– Marilyn Monroe

I’m not good or real… I’m evil, and imaginary — Karen, "Will & Grace"

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise. ~Kathleen Turner

My life is a party

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all -Anna Kournikova


"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance"

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

You can't have my number...

Lily Allen by Fashion Me Fabulous featuring Luella dresses