Pretty things

I believe in...

Being Gorgeous

So hold your head up high gorgeous. People would kill to see you fall

Looking Good , Dressing Up

I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny." — Coco Chanel

Marriage and Divorce Part II

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Perfect Husband/Boyfriend

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

Gossipy

A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.

Be Strong

You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

Cheating Men part III

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Classines

You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

About the Ex

Two things I hate the most: The new lover of an EX , The EX of a new lover.

I told my ex I felt like killing him, and he said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

Gossips

Are you?

Getting over a Break Up - Part II

Funny breakup quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Looking Good

Advice from mom

Look Good All the time

Screenshots

All I ever wanted was for everyone to Instantly love me!!!

There's no chocolate in hell, That's why it's hell

Some people are okay but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do 

Realistic Romantic sayings

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.- Oscar Wilde

Love is three quarters curiosity - Giacomo Casanova

Revenge

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f****** life." - Chuck Palahniuk When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Funny Kinky quote

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.


Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man


Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 

he is smarter then he looks

Retro Poster edition Part II

 retro quotes are really popular these days

Catty insults

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton


She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.


Hate makes you ugly. Oops! Too late! -- hannah montana

Be Bossy

Look Like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a boss

Celeb - Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa 2 by x-noukie-x featuring oversized tank tops

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. - Lady Gaga

Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it. — Lady Gaga

I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me."
— Lady Gaga

And now, I'm just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time."
— Lady Gaga

Cheating Men Part II

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can- Kim Katrall

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Behind every B**** is a man that made her that way


It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard -Dorothy Parker


 All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else

Getting over a Break Up

1. Never get jealous when you see your ex...


2. Remember that you can't play on broken strings ...




3. Be like this:

Oh... I heard you're dating my ex,

So... How do I taste?

Beautiful Thoughts

Catty Quotes Retro Poster edition

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it


For the first time in ahile she was truly happy, then she remembered, she was drunk.

Ran into my Ex, Put it in reverse & hit him again

Marilyn Monroe Quotes The Poster Edition

Understanding women

PS/ not really accurate... you'll fail miserably anyway :) *wink

Keeping it Real

Are you really okay?
I'm acting like I'm okay. Please don't interrupt my performance.


I hate to advocate drings alcohol violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.



Dont waste your life. No one chooses mediocracy but many settle for it... never settle


Accept what you can't change, Change what you can't accept

funny Catty posters Part 3

Only Boring people are bored

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life

I'm too pretty to work

Funny Catty Posters Part 2

If I'm Evil, why are you satisfied?




Its Hard to do the right thing when syrup is involved by recoveringlaziholic





If he is Dumb enough to walk away, Be smart enough to let him go



She turns her cants into cans and her dream into plans


If you can't laugh at it , You probably deserve it




Between Two Evils I always pick the one I never tried before

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but its how people dress in their days off are the most intriguing - Alexander Wang


Nothing is Impossible, the word itself says I'M POSSIBLE - Audrey Hepburn




I Hear Good Things Happen to People who wait ..So I am going to be an hour late - kanye West


Life begins at the end of your comfort zone