Chocolate, men, coffee: some things are better rich.~Anonymous
If you love something, set it free. Unless it's chocolate.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
For The looove of chocolate
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, & chocolate truffles.
Drink Drank Drunk
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?
Why women are smart
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Spat and Spite Spat and loathing
I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
i taught your boyfriend that little thing you like
You remind me of the ocean ... you make me sick
I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
i taught your boyfriend that little thing you like
You remind me of the ocean ... you make me sick
I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.
Monday, July 26, 2010
A complete guide to what men are really thinking (not much really...)
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked' - Jerry Seinfeld
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro
32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker
And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro
32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker
And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
I am the fantasy
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy -– Marilyn Monroe
I’m not good or real… I’m evil, and imaginary — Karen, "Will & Grace"
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise. ~Kathleen Turner
I’m not good or real… I’m evil, and imaginary — Karen, "Will & Grace"
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise. ~Kathleen Turner
My life is a party
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all -Anna Kournikova
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance"
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance"
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Yes we can!
Positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
You can turn off the sun, but I’m still gonna shine.Jason Mraz
How to Build Character - The Short Guide ---> get back up - repeat as necessary
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are. ~ Frederick L. Collins
I've decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I'm having a party! ~Betsy Cañas Garmon
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
You can turn off the sun, but I’m still gonna shine.Jason Mraz
How to Build Character - The Short Guide ---> get back up - repeat as necessary
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am! and those who come in and say, Ah, there you are. ~ Frederick L. Collins
I've decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I'm having a party! ~Betsy Cañas Garmon
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Why worry if people are jealous at you? Sit back, relax and absorb the attention
You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it.
my name must taste good, its always in someones mouth
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
Oscar Wilde
Men are the cause of women not loving one another.
The best revenge is massive success
How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
my name must taste good, its always in someones mouth
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
Oscar Wilde
Men are the cause of women not loving one another.
The best revenge is massive success
How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
Its good to have someone to blame
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame ~ Erica Jong
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame ~ Erica Jong
I'm Perfect
I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me!
Make sure you catch me from my good side….pick one" — Britney Spears
Make sure you catch me from my good side….pick one" — Britney Spears
Oooh watch out , I have such a Temper
When I lose my temper, honey, you can’t find it anywhere.
Ava Gardner
Ava Gardner
Kick it
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a b***h. You’ve got to go out and kick @ss. - Maya Angelou
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow
You were once wild. Don’t let them tame you ~ Isadora Duncan
Monday, May 24, 2010
Quotes about makeup
Well, This day was a total waste of makeup!
I have eyeliner and I know how to use it!
“The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural” - calvin klein
Friday, May 14, 2010
I'm bored
Keep talking . . . . . I always yawn when I'm interested
save your breath...you're gonna need it to blow up your date tonight
I'd insult you but i just don't have time for you
Do unto others, then run!!!!
You have delighted us long enough.- Jane Austen
Like birdwatching? How about I flip you one?
save your breath...you're gonna need it to blow up your date tonight
I'd insult you but i just don't have time for you
Do unto others, then run!!!!
You have delighted us long enough.- Jane Austen
Like birdwatching? How about I flip you one?
Saturday, March 13, 2010
The truth about life
“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.”
— Margaret Mitchel
If you want to limit yourself, that’s fine. But don’t let other people do it for you.
Gracie
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
— Margaret Mitchel
If you want to limit yourself, that’s fine. But don’t let other people do it for you.
Gracie
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
Shoes and sayings
“Age shouldn’t affect you. It’s just like the size of your shoes - they don’t determine how you live your life! You’re either marvellous or you’re boring, regardless of your age.”
— Steven Morrissey
— Steven Morrissey
Friday, March 5, 2010
The universe revolves around me
Just when you thought you were the center of the attention, we showed up
Advice from The big sister
Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone de Beauvoir
“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”
—
Samantha - Sex and the city
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
— Mae West
When things go wrong, Dont go with them
If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.” Maya Angelou
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone de Beauvoir
“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’.”
—
Samantha - Sex and the city
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
— Mae West
When things go wrong, Dont go with them
If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.” Maya Angelou
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Do you deserve to be with me?
I’m selfish, impatient & a lil insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
–Marilyn Monroe
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