You're goin out like that?

Catty insults

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton


She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.


Hate makes you ugly. Oops! Too late! -- hannah montana

Spat and Spite Spat and loathing

I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

i taught your boyfriend that little thing you like

You remind me of the ocean ... you make me sick
I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.