If I want your opinion, I'l beat it out of you
You're single because you fall for people on the covers of magazine
source: wordboner.com
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking too much space.
You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling onions by chewing gum... you can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little b***h
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
I Love you as a whole ...
Let's make better mistakess tomorrow...
I'm jealous of me too ..
Too hot to handle and too cold to hold
Be YOU ...
Blowjobs are like flowers for men
The Prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off
When Writing the story of your life, Don't let anyone else hold the pen
