Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Beware of us the biatch

As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger - grace kelly

Why women are smart

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Spat and Spite Spat and loathing

I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

i taught your boyfriend that little thing you like

You remind me of the ocean ... you make me sick
I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.

Monday, July 26, 2010

A complete guide to what men are really thinking (not much really...)

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked' - Jerry Seinfeld

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro


32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.


Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen

No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker

And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I am the fantasy

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy -– Marilyn Monroe

I’m not good or real… I’m evil, and imaginary — Karen, "Will & Grace"


Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise. ~Kathleen Turner

My life is a party

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all -Anna Kournikova


"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance"

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.