Funny Catty Posters

If I want your opinion, I'l beat it out of you


You're single because you fall for people on the covers of magazine
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If you're not living on the edge, you're taking too much space.



You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling onions by chewing gum... you can prevent yourself from crying in any other situation by not being such a little b***h


Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.


I Love you as a whole ...


Let's make better mistakess tomorrow...


I'm jealous of me too ..



Too hot to handle and too cold to hold




Be YOU ...


Blowjobs are like flowers for men


The Prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off


When Writing the story of your life, Don't let anyone else hold the pen

For The looove of chocolate

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, & chocolate truffles.

Chocolate, men, coffee: some things are better rich.~Anonymous

If you love something, set it free. Unless it's chocolate.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Drink Drank Drunk

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?

Beware of us the biatch

As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger - grace kelly

Why women are smart

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

Spat and Spite Spat and loathing

I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

i taught your boyfriend that little thing you like

You remind me of the ocean ... you make me sick
I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.

A complete guide to what men are really thinking (not much really...)

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked' - Jerry Seinfeld

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful - Robert De Niro


32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

My brain is my second favorite organ. -Woody Allen

No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."-J. Money and P. Tucker

And as to complete the toast, here's to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.